a list of things I’ll pretend to do in the New Year, but won’t

1) This year, I’m actually going to start networking to achieve my long-term career goals in the exciting world of hardcore pornography.

2) In 2008, I plan to tone down that hyper personality.

3) Come the new year, I really should restrict all that hanging from cranes.

4) I’m really going to sell that house.

5)¬† finish this…

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